Instagram Strøødle-Biscuit. (◡‿◡✿)

sadmusicforsadbastards:

"So tell her that you love her, if you really love her
But if your heart just ain’t sure, let her go”

(via cuwa)

writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

(via shouldnt)

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

(Source: queerodactyl, via thelazykorean)

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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(via warmvanillasugaaa)

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

(Source: bullied, via shouldnt)

gnarly:

when baes pussy doesnt taste like pepsi cola

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(via breakinq)